diff --git a/src/app.rb b/src/app.rb
index 9f15de6..8aa7b9b 100755
--- a/src/app.rb
+++ b/src/app.rb
@@ -6,6 +6,12 @@ require "slim"
 require "sqlite3"
 require "sassc"
 
+def get_random_subtitle
+	subtitles = File.readlines "misc/subtitles.txt"
+	subtitles.sample
+end
+
+
 get "/" do
 	slim :index
 end
diff --git a/src/misc/subtitles.txt b/src/misc/subtitles.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..dafe0b1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/misc/subtitles.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+V2FpdCwgbW9uZXkgaGFzIG5vIHZhbHVlPyEK
+No such place like 127.0.0.1!
+Fourty-two? What is that supposed to mean? 
+I use Arch btw
+They glow in the dark...
+What sort of executable format do you intend to support for apps running under your OS?
+I would just like to interject for a moment...
diff --git a/src/views/layout.slim b/src/views/layout.slim
index 0d794b7..e90813b 100644
--- a/src/views/layout.slim
+++ b/src/views/layout.slim
@@ -7,14 +7,18 @@ html lang="en"
     title The Auction House 
   body
     header
-      nav
-        ul
-          li
-            a.button#register href="/register" target="_self"
-              | Register
-          li
-            a.button#login href="/login" target="_self"
-              | Log in
+      div
+        div#logo_container
+          h1 = "The Auction House"
+          h2 = get_random_subtitle
+        nav
+          ul
+            li
+              a.button#register href="/register" target="_self"
+                | Register
+            li
+              a.button#login href="/login" target="_self"
+                | Log in
     ==yield
   
 
diff --git a/src/views/stylesheets/style.sass b/src/views/stylesheets/style.sass
index 3bb4406..83a4ac6 100644
--- a/src/views/stylesheets/style.sass
+++ b/src/views/stylesheets/style.sass
@@ -27,20 +27,44 @@ body
   header
     background-color: $bg_alt_clr
     border-bottom: 1px solid $shadow_clr
-    nav
+    padding: .2rem 0 .6rem 0
+
+    div
+      display: flex
       max-width: 80rem
       margin: 0 auto
-      padding: 8px 
-      
-      ul
-        margin: 0
+
+      div#logo_container
         display: flex
-        flex-direction: row 
-        list-style-type: none
-        justify-content: flex-end
+        flex-direction: column 
+        margin: 0
+        h1
+          margin: 0
+          opacity: .5
+          font-size: 2rem
+          font-weight: bold
+
+        h2 
+          padding-left: 6px
+          margin: 0
+          opacity: .28
+          font-size: .8rem
+          font-style: italic
+          font-weight: normal
+
+      nav
+        margin: 0 0 0 auto
+        padding: 8px 
+        
+        ul
+          margin: 0
+          display: flex
+          flex-direction: row 
+          list-style-type: none
+          justify-content: flex-end
 
-        li   
-          margin: 0 8px
+          li   
+            margin: 0 8px
 
 
 #login